I WANT to keep everything here titled in the Needs vs. Wants format- however I NEED and WANT to share random conversations with my 3 year old.

Conversations with my 3 year old, or with my two year old will be a regular feature. Hopefully, it will be the only time I ever break from the wants vs. needs. Everyone Needs a gimmick....

For security purposes, we shall call them princess (3yr old), and prince (2yr old), unless it is a combined effort from them and then I shall just refer to them as Crash Test Dummies.

Mommy: Princess, why are you getting on my nerves? Prince isn't getting on mommy's nerves.

Princess: Well mommy, me and prince are taking turns.