Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my blog. It's about sex and unemployment. For unemployment see below- for sex stay right here. Please note- it's not porn, it's a complaint form.
I appreciate the effort you have put forth recently. It's good, better than it has been in a minute. We been rollin together for 11 years- it happens. I must admit when you came ambling over smelling of beer, I figured I was in for the usual Saturday night special- and as you know- I was none to excited at the prospect. I believe my first comment was " you have a hangnail". But alas, it was not to be- I must have been looking extra fine in my heather gray old navy nightie- you know the one- it screams comfort with a tad bit o'lace trim to say I am not completely sloppy.... because you put forth a mighty effort baby- and I love you for it.
However-
After ____ times, a lady gets tired and sore. No fun no more. After a while, it doesn't matter what circus acts you are puttin on, I'm good. Again, please don't think I am knocking the extra special shake you put in your shimmy, mama was just done. P.s. Nice way to use the shadows. Yeah, I saw that.
Unemployed sex is nice. You don't have to get up in the morning.
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